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Tonite I made Pea & CowHam soup. It's an imaginative dish I came up with once when I realized Corned beef and baconstock were cheaper than smoked ham bones.
Geoff and I sat down to our delicious hot meal, him sitting infront of the computer and myself on the bed watching Big Bang Theory. Now it's been a minor issue for some time now that the front audio port on my computer is patchy, but works reasonably well so long as nobody touches the cable. Halfway through our show Geoff accidently touched the cable and the sound wavered and went out. We looked at each other, deep concern etched in our faces. Leaning down Geoff attempted to correct the issue with no success.
"you can't just shove it in and out like that." I said and continued with "You have to be gentle with it, caress it lovingly"

Geoff paused and looked up at me removing the jack from it's port.
"We are going to have to go in the back!"
The fumbling continued as he reached around the back of the machine. His face was that of deep concerntration as he explored clumsily, like a 13 year old boy who managed to get the fat girl to take off her pants at the back of the gymnasium.
"I can't find the right hole" he exclaimed. "Its really tight back here."
"Here let me have a look" I leaned down behind the machine, finally plugging the audio in it's rightful place. "you had it in the wrong hole"
I'm glad nobody overheard...


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