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It has occurred to me, that I may be blogging about entirely the wrong things. Skimming through other blogs for ideas I came to the realization that Im an awful fucking arsehole. Amongst the Blogs I trolled through there were many on cooking, families, poetry, adventures so on and so fourth ad nausea until you throw yourself fon the ground in a fit of happiness and goodness and throw up sugar and small lumps of rainbows.
Then I came across this one particular blog, and what first struck me was the title.
'Loves freeway'
"geesus!" I thought "could this blog be about the womans vagina?" but as I read on I was much less impressed.

"Where Love has its way. Think convertible, wind through the hair, not a care in the world. No traffic, no tolls, no wrong turns: velocity, in a word. Oh, and the scenery: spectacular! And yeah, there's a destination, but who really wants this joy ride to end?"

Clearly by this blogs description the woman fancies herself a philosopher, and like all philosophers they like to throw around big scientific words that dont actually relate to what they are saying like 'velocity' When Im looking for an interesting Blog to read and the description starts with 'where love has its way' I want to kill myself. If theres one thing I cant stand its air headed lovey dovey people. You might think im just being cynical and if thats the case, go read her blog not mine.

now...'think convertable' the problem with this is when I think of 'convertables' I think of mid life cysis', sun cancer, hair in my face and mouth and decapitation. Now I think I may need to do this woman a favour and explain to her the scientific meaning of velocity. Velocity is defined as the rate of change of position. It is a vector physical quantity; both speed and direction are required to define it (wiki, and every Physics textbook ever printed) but according to this woman it has been redefined to be some measure of trafffic conditions.
The scenery is most definitely dull especially if the driver IS decapitated. This woman is delusional, and probably joined the mailing list for people against the activation of the Large Hadron collider because the earth spirits don't like it, or say that we are all going to be sucked into a black hole and die.