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more often than not it's my manager Chris who says stupid things. He probably doesnt even realise i write them down. The things he says regularly make my day worth while.

A week after I started working for the company, another guy my age started also. Because our stores location was so quiet we were both sent there to be trained by chris, and we were taught and shaped by him.
during a training session:
Chris: "So guys, when you transfer an order.............SHIT!?"
*Chris runs away clutching a laptop box*
Andrew: "I dont think he meant that literally"

Chris: "If an enema were to be inserted into society...that woman would be the entry point!" - his opinion on a particularly difficult female customer

Chris finally snaps:
"You know what!? one day Im going to walk into a store, ignore the sales person and then when they look like they are busy with something walk up to them and say "Oh HI! IM not actually going to BUY anything but I just want to come in here and ignore everything you say forcibly drop your IQ by atleast 20 points, and then talk to you incessantly while you try to do things, DESTROY your store, mess everything up and then leave without saying anything!?!?!?"