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You know what I hate about Apple? their customers. i have worked for Apple for 7 months now and I blame their customers for the permanent twitch in my left eye and the 20IQ points I have lost forever.
In all fairness the reason Apples customers are pompous, demanding twits is most likely because Apple likes to lead people to believe that their products are the most reliable things on the planet. I wish I had some form of compensation for every time a customer has stormed in with the shits and said "But its an Apple! Why is it broken!?" newsflash! that's probably WHY its broken.
So when I'm not too busy trying to kill myself with the cable of my keyboard (which I have never been successful in doing because the standard cables that come on an Apple keyboard are so fucking short that Steve Jobs couldn't even fit it around his cock) I take the time to write down some of the stupid shit that goes on at work.
So why work there? I see you thinking (I also smell colours) well 7 months ago I sent out canvassing letters to all the the computer repair stores in my area looking for work because I was sick to death of working for McDonald's (a topic I'm sure I will get to at some point) the only place to call me in for an interview was this particular store. Ecstatic about the interview I said to my boyfriend at the time (who not so long ago accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the left testicle while typing an assignment and died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after I attempted to help him remove it with some rather sharp kitchen knives...god bless his soul)

"I got an interview at [company name]"
"Isn't that...an apple store?" He replied.
then I gagged and went pale as the full realisation of what I had inadvertently done hit me.

and now i work for Apple................
honestly, I rocked up at the interview and said "I build PC's" and I was hired.
SO...Do I own a Mac?, no. Do I won an iPhone, yes and every day itunes makes me want to die. What a piece of shit, but again this is a rant for another day and another time.