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This is Geoff. (http://geoffdeath.blogspot.com/)

Clearly someone snapped a picture of him throwing himself on the floor at work in a manly way, probably making some sort of accompanying grunt to add to the effect. Because this is what men do at work, they roll around on the floor in their suits. Its entirely possible that I have misconstrued the whole situation and he is actually having some sort of fit and if this is the case I do apologise to Geoff and I meant no harm in poking fun of your condition. Is it a part of his derailment? who knows!

"Why would you do that! You're a Jew and you know what happened to the Jews? Hitler killed them!" - Geoff

"You're My little malignant melanoma" - i think this was Geoff trying to be affectionate and it was later that day followed by "Awww.. thank you sweetie, your life changing like cancer! hm...I should probably stop comparing you to cancer"

Me: "awww.see! I'm so sweet I broke your taste buds!"

Geoff: "No that's just the infection moving through my ear."

A few weeks ago I look up and notice Geoff trying to wedge the end of a power cable into his nostril. I raised my eyebrow at him which was followed by an extremely indignant glare on his behalf and "what....I'm trying to find a good way for it to fit in there. The ones with only two prongs fit better..."

"You think I'm dumb don't you. I'm like your pet." - Geoff

Recently we watched the Island, a fantastic movie that I somehow had overlooked. A little while later I cut my fringe and gave Geoff a lock of my hair to which he replied

"I'm going to clone you and make you do menial tasks..ouch!..hey! ouch don't BITE..Sarah-1"

"I should be watching TV and you should be cooking, because men cant multitask. its true. I need to stop conversations to breath!" - Geoff on doing more than one thing at once.

"I cant help it if your Frankenstein feet take up the whole bed!" - Geoff (and for the record my feet are tiny)