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Sometimes there are people in our lives who always manage to make us smile. Coincidentally enough these people are often the source of much frustration. This is Bonzo. Bonzo is one of those friends who just manages to be funny.
There are some curious things about Bonzo I dont think I will ever understand, for instance: where does his fetish for brightly coloured or oddly shaped sunglasses come from? why is he so baffled by sparkly or brightly coloured objects? Is he an insect? who knows! also...why does he throw the pool chair off of the balcony every time he drinks? I like to think that this picture sums up Bonzo perfectly, and yes that is a knitted monkey on his head.
You know when you live with other humans, how the kitchen seems to be the 'meeting place'? I dont know where this tradition comes from, possibly its some instinct dating back to days when tribes would gather around a 'watering hole'. Now days you wander into the kitchen and find that housemate you havent seen for days and was starting to think may have died behind the couch.
A few nights ago Geoff and I wandering into the kitchen to make french toast (because that what responsible people our age eat for dinner) and Bonzo also happened to wander in.
Therein followed an extremely entertaining conversation and I was left with this one particular quote:

"Faceshots are okay...but as long as the girl looks like she is having fun" Apparently Bonzo only enjoys Porn where everybody looks like they are having a good time!

This conversation was if I remember correctly fueled by me voicing my absolute disdain for cold body fluids. I may have been referring to saliva but of course the conversation turned to cold semen... as I sat on the bench eating my nice warm french toast.